Listen here young'n
First & foremost...your parents are always right. Yep. You heard it. It's true. I'll save you some time fighting with them now that you know.
Here are a few other fun facts to help you out:
Stop sneaking out. You're not good at it and you're going to get caught. Multiple times.
Quit trying so hard. People like you and the ones that don't grow up to be fat and unhappy. You're welcome.
Don't worry about keeping the shitty friends. You'll make better ones.
You're gonna have your heart broken...a lot. But it'll make you better. Don't become jaded.
Be more daring with your fashun! Have fun and enjoy!
Don't be afraid to say YES! Or "no" at times. You don't need to impress everyone.
Don't be so self-conscious. You are beautiful, from your crooked teeth to your funny elf ear.
Please DON'T dress like Avril Lavigne...that punk stage was NOT a good look for you.
Wear your hair down more (and learn to part it). 1) because it looks better and 2) you look like a founding father with it in a ponytail
SLOW DOWN. Things get better. You're gonna have some hard times. They'll push you to the brink. Don't give up.